Aries
:
This sign have ramlike
eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be
quite so smug because they are constantly clunking
themselves in the skull.
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Taurus
:
You are brooding
emotion incarnate. One minute you're up, the next you're
down, the next you've shot your favorite newscaster in
the kneecaps, "just 'cuz.".
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Gemini
: Everyone loves a
Gemini because everyone loves a schizophrenic. You
like to think that you are a half-and half mixture of
Socrates and Michelangelo. See more >>>
Cancer
:
You like to know
what's going on in the lives of everyone in the galaxy.
However, you tend not know know what's going on in
your own. If you are lucky, your friends will tell you. See more >>>
Leo
: You will grab
attention in any way you possibly can. Self-immolation
is not out of the question. You like to kiss mirrors a
lot. Genghis Khan was a Leo, and so is Barney the
Dinosaur. See more >>>
Virgo
: You regulate your
breathing and color-coordinate the clothes in your
closet. Virgos clean every square inch of everything
they own twice daily with a toothbrush. See more >>>
Libra
:
You are tasteful to
the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. You are
also bipolar as hell and can't make a decision on your
own. You usually consult your therapist or TV
Guide. See more >>>
Scorpio
: You got into
computers early so you could use made-up, and get away
with it. Most hackers are Scorpios, as are most people
who think they're going to find fame on a chat board. See more >>>
Sagittarius:
Sagittarians are
born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with
their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in
the middle of the night with the lights out. See more >>>
Capricorn
: Capricorns are
hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. They are
always on the move, headed to their next delusion of
grandeur. They are often good at math which explains. See more >>>
Acquarius
:
Original,
independent, individualistic, but also gentle
and patient. This sign can be rebellious and perverse
if you do not handle these qualities well. See
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Pisces
: Interesting sign;
Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This
would be great if you were trying to be funny. You are
deeply confused by the idea of sex. See more >>>
