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Aries : This sign have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. 
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Taurus : You are brooding emotion incarnate. One minute you're up, the next you're down, the next you've shot your favorite newscaster in the kneecaps, "just 'cuz.". 
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Gemini : Everyone loves a Gemini because everyone loves a schizophrenic. You like to think that you are a half-and half mixture of Socrates and Michelangelo. 
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Cancer : You like to know what's going on in the lives of everyone in the galaxy. However, you tend not know know what's going on in your own. If you are lucky, your friends will tell you.
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Leo : You will grab attention in any way you possibly can. Self-immolation is not out of the question. You like to kiss mirrors a lot. Genghis Khan was a Leo, and so is Barney the Dinosaur. 
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Virgo : You regulate your breathing and color-coordinate the clothes in your closet. Virgos clean every square inch of everything they own twice daily with a toothbrush.
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Libra :  You are tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. You are also bipolar as hell and can't make a decision on your own. You usually consult your therapist or TV Guide. 
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Scorpio : You got into computers early so you could use made-up, and get away with it. Most hackers are Scorpios, as are most people who think they're going to find fame on a chat board.
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Sagittarius:  Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out.
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Capricorn : Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of grandeur. They are often good at math which explains.
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Acquarius :  Original, independent, individualistic,  but also gentle and patient. This sign can be rebellious and perverse if you do not handle these qualities well. 
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Pisces : Interesting sign; Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This would be great if you were trying to be funny. You are deeply confused by the idea of sex.
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