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You are
brooding emotion incarnate. One minute you're up, the next
you're down, the next you've shot your favorite newscaster in
the kneecaps, "just 'cuz.". You're very earthy,
which may mean that you don't shower as often as most people.
Or it may just mean that you like to roll around with your
nose in clover and sigh. Taureans love happy movies where
everyone is jolly and having fun, but they fight with waiters
and get upset with billboards. They like to psychoanalyze
their friends but have no real experience with life in general.
Taureans mumble while describing philosophical concepts. The
Taurus is a strange bird because he or she holds grudges about
things that never actually happened. This may stem from the
feelings of inadequacy resulting from being beaten out for
first in line in the zodiac by Aries. That is the Taurean
self-image, always second best. However, they are undoubtedly
the best at feeling like second best. All Taureans want to be
God. Unfortunately, God is an Aries.
You are generally tough to figure out because you answer every
question with a question. Also, you won't come out from under
the bed. Most Taureans love conflict. If nothing is wrong,
then that in itself is something wrong. Some especially like
bar fights. If they can't get into an actual bar fight, they
will make up interesting stories about them which they can
tell their friends right before they psychoanalyze them.
If it weren't for Bazooka Joe and The Family Circus, Taureans
wouldn't know what to do. You feel that you are going nowhere
in life. You are probably right. Milwaukee is full of Taureans.
Taureans are impatient and pushy. They are in a tremendous
hurry to get to the nowhere that they intend to go to. They
make little dioramas of their homes, complete with tiny
effigies of the people they know, and act out scenarios of the
way things would be if they were God.
Date of
Birth: 21 APRIL - 20 MAY
Your ruling planet: Venus
Your lucky numbers: 2, 8
Day of the week: Friday
Gemstones: Emerald
Colours: Pink
Metals: Copper
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